Millwall Football Ground, London.
Captains from two football teams toss a coin. Unidentified dignitary kicks off. Man dressed in Scottish costume takes a drink from a bottle of whisky.
Various shots of fairly comic football match. Scottish man is acting as linesman and keeps making jokes with Corner Flag. Shots of crowd laughing. Some parts of the stadium seem to be under repair. CU of man with long white beard in crowd. Goal is scored.
Comic colleagues of Scots man steal his whisky and he chases after them. Another comic tries to steal the trophy.
N.B. Item found in Unidentified Gazettes reel. Presumably from 1930s Gazettes.